Happy Birthday Chu! :3 Asdfghj I don't know what to put here. Just have a great day plz. c:
Rules:
On randompokemon.com, generate one Pokemon for each of these answers.
Tag 5 Pokemon fans!
1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Ivysaur. Will you make me salad? :3
2. This Pokémon hates you a lot.
Qwilfish. But I have done nothing bad to you! D:
3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Chandelure. ...Can you not burn my bed please? Nor steal my soul?
4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Charmander. Aww. :3
5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Klinklang. ...Oookay?
6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Sylveon. Aww. c':
7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully
Sandshrew. B-b-but whyyy? q q You are so cute too!
8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Eelektross. Uh.. can you not...?
9. This Pokemon would risk its life to save you from any danger:
Barboach. But you are too young to die little fishie! ;n;
10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Anorith. ...Why would you.. no really just.. leave my room please??
11. This Pokemon secretly wants to cuddle with you:
Corsola. You can come here and cuddle with me no problem. ;v;
12. This Pokemon is a spy:
Drifblim. I trusted you! How could you? D':
13. This Pokemon wishes you were never born:
Aron. ...Baby Biss, is it you?
14. This Pokemon eats everything you make:
Mightyena. How do you not get sick from all that? D:
15. This Pokemon forgets you exist sometimes:
Chesnaught. Is it because I didn't choose you...? :c
16. This Pokemon wants your body.
Hitmontop. I'm sorry but I want to keep it myself...
17. This Pokemon knows where you live.
Shinx. Oh you little cutie can visit me. :3
18. This Pokemon has made babies with you while you were sleeping.
Weepinbell. HOW COULD YOU?
19. This Pokemon is your long lost brother/sister.
Leafeon. Come here sister! c:
20. This Pokemon dreams about you every night.
Shellos. Oh.. okay.
21. This Pokemon will marry you in the future.
Lopunny. But.. how about no...22. This Pokemon is you in a different life.
Luxio. Okay!23. This Pokemon is your ex and he/she cries over you every day.
Vanillite. But.. I'm sorry..? D:
24. This Pokemon is your future child.
Basculin. WEEPINBELL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
25. This Pokemon has a better singing voice than you, and they brag about it all the time.
Larvesta. WellI know my voice isn't good...
26. This Pokemon has cut off one of your strands of hair and worshipped it for many years.
Graveler. ...why would you do that....
27. This Pokemon is racist to you and makes fun of your skin color.
Reshiram. Am I not white enough to you??
28. This Pokemon would catch a grenade for you.
Eelektrik. Noo stop being motherly towards me don't do that! q q
29. This Pokemon was your mom's ex boyfriend in college.
Wobbuffet. WHAT.
30. This Pokemon is that one idiot that trolled you about your art.
Arcanine. Well fine have fun with that...
31. This Pokemon is a stripper and wants to meet you.
Swoobat. You don't even wear clothes...?
32. This Pokemon bought you that Snuggie on your birthday.
Blissey. Oh.. thanks!
33. This Pokemon wants to ruin your wedding.
Forretress. Why? Are you in love with Lopunny?
34. This Pokemon wants to have your babies.
Uxie. Go on and take Basculin.. I'm sure you'll be a better mother...
35. This Pokemon writes love letters to you but can't afford stamps so you never get them.
Chansey. Oh.. okay...
36. This Pokemon stalks you on the internet.
Gastly. Are you an internet ghost?
37. This Pokemon talks about you behind your back.
Xerneas. I JUST LIKE YVELTAL MORE, DEAL WITH IT.
38. This Pokemon works at the car dealership where you will get/ you got your first car.
Silcoon. Okay.
39. This Pokemon wants to/ wanted to go to prom with you.
Swalot. Oh.. maybe you should go find someone else...
40. This Pokemon lives under your bed.
Lombre. But why are you there? You don't have to live under my bed if you want to live in my room!
41. This Pokemon smokes in your driveway when you're not home.
Landorus. STOP SMOKING.
42. This Pokemon got into your internet connection and used your wifi.
Steelix. Nooo stop that!
43. This Pokemon is your best friend's REAL best friend.
Volcarona. Which best friend's...
44. This Pokemon sings Red Solo Cup to you as a lullaby.
Claydol. Okay then?
45. This Pokemon TP'd you while you were away.
Furret. Why did you do that?
46. This Pokemon wants to be you.
Amoongus. I'm sorry but I am myself already.
47. This Pokemon really likes you and thinks the world of you but his/her mother is forcing them to marry some idiot.
Spinda. Awh. :c
48. This Pokemon knows your credit card number. (if you don't have a credit card just pretend you do)
Paras. How-??
49. This Pokemon killed itself when you left it.
Magnemite. Nooo! I never left you Omo! ;A;